The Ukraine broke away from the former
USSR in 1994. It has had 20 years, untold millions in western aid
and political support in order to build a 21st century
democratic government, but still, Ukraine cannot rise above
governance by kleptocrats. And that is on a good day.
On a bad day, you get Maidan fiasco.
Make no mistake Maidan was an unparalleled disaster because no 'good'
ending was possible. If the Maidan revolution successfully
pulled down the elected government, it was guaranteed to invoke a
Russian invasion, and if Maidan failed. Well, good morning marshal
law, hello totalitarianism, and welcome to another day in the
Ukrainian Banana Republic.
The only thing which surprises me is
how long it has taken Russia to act. I had thought the Russians would
only make a play for the Crimea, and maybe, the eastern half of the
country; if they were feeling particularly confident and cocky. But
no, Putin has asked for the right for military intersession in
'Territory of the Ukraine' from the Russian parliament, a phrase that
is deliberately vague and potentially wide-ranging.
The UN Security Council is holding an
emergency session on the Ukraine. No doubt it makes quite a change
from debating Israel. Who'd have thought I would live to see the day
Russia gets a taste of what it feels to be the Jew on the UN stage.
Of course, Russia will never be a real Jew since she holds a veto
over any possible actions/resolutions, as does China. The Chinese,
will veto any possible anti-Russian resolutions. The Russians won't
even have to hold out a carrot to the Chinese in return for their
veto. The Chinese are pragmatic and always keep their own political
interests in mind when voting. I am sure even now 'Taiwan' is
looming large in Chinese collective thinking.
Like vengeful children, Lithuania and Latvia have demanded an
emergency meeting of NATO, probably hoping for a little Serbia-Kosovo
type response, but that was another time, when the US still had a
full war chest. Frankly, other than offering to put NATO observers
on the ground to witness to the Russian invasion, there is very
little action NATO can take without risking an all out war with the
Russians. And war costs money, and lots of it, which just happens
to be one thing no western nation has. Come Monday morning, I expect we will see the price of oil skyrocketing and the Russian singing, 'we are in the money'.
While the Lithuanians and Latvians, are
magically thinking of the Russians as a kind of Libyan Rus; no one
else in the West does. Russia is not Serbia, and you cannot control
the skies over Russia by pounding them into submission with
airstrikes. Let us not forget, unlike the Serbians or Libyans, the
Russians do have the ability to take fight into our skies and expand
the theatre of war far beyond borders of the Ukraine or even Mother
Russia.
The
EU was scheduled to meet officially on Monday to discuss the Ukrainian crisis, which says suggests the EU
was expecting the Americans to do all the heavy lifting so
all that would be left come Monday to discuss was the inelegance of American
posturing.
But the Americans have foiled the EU,
and chose to elect a Community-Activist-turned-Commander-in-Chief, so
once again, the EU is stuck and has had to hastily scramble its
schedule. No matter, Russia has plenty of time to close down the gas
pipeline for 'maintenance issues' on any of the seven EU states
(Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania) which
share a border with Russia if the EU forgets their reality.
All of which brings me to the position
my Prime Minister is taking in the Ukraine. In the immortal words of
Jacques Chirac, now would be a good time to shut-up, and bring the
Canadian mission from Ukraine home
instead of sending the Russian ambassador packing for Moscow.
I realized Harper is shamelessly pandering to his western base of Ukrainian-Canadians, but enough is
enough. Time to remind them they are Canadians, and they should be
thankful that their ancestors left the Ukraine. We need to negotiate
with the Russians over the Arctic, and Russian cooperation on issues
which directly effect Canada needs to take precedence over propping
up the kleptocratic tendencies of any given members of the Ukrainian
Banana Republic.
We are not witnessing the rise of the USSR from the
Soviet ashes, but Imperial Mother Russia rising from the steppe to
take charge. So it is time for Harper to close the cold war playbook
and deal with the new reality on the ground.